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Sep 24 2007 07:25 pm
and bought loadsa motor bikes wiv her money but the she lost her money because.....
Jul 30 2007 10:11 pm
so she became a prozzi n a millionaire...
Apr 24 2007 11:53 pm
his mam was a whore and didnt know how to help her till 1 day.....he told her to charge money.........
Feb 28 2007 07:11 pm
and sed oh dear
Sep 29 2006 01:31 pm
wen he poked da gyal she sed u dutty rarse..move on..so den he moved on n went to da drug dealer n got hes regular weed,pills n charlie but he also got sum spiking pills for da gyal and also bought a hafl bottle opv cider for 25 p off this homeless man ... he put da spiking pills into da drink..n went looking for the gyal...wen he found her...he was like lets forget about earlier and move on to da next level...dey BOTH strted drinkin the half bottle ov cider witch had been spikd by the boi himself..he fogets about it and dey r both foaming at the mouth conked out on da floor...da gyal getz raped by sum dirty 89 yr old man and the boi getz bummd by the homeless man dat he earlier met as both man wer stalkin the boi and gyal...the gyal died of heart failure bcuz she opend her eyes and saw the old manz dikk wich was shrivvld up like a prune.. the boi jus had a HUGE bumhole wer the poo just slides out dats why he is calld the big bumhole boi aka BBB.... the next day.......................
Sep 10 2006 11:06 pm
but he doesnt do any of that cos ur all really dreamin wot reallu happend is... he seen this fyn girl and went ova n started chattin er up den he went n poked er..
Sep 10 2006 06:09 pm
den e goes into da bathroom n shaves his legs and pubic hairs den puts dem in a pie
Sep 1 2006 12:09 am
he wakes up finkin hes eatin it but hes lickin hi bed sheet ov piss
Aug 29 2006 04:47 pm
he stops...them goes to bed and dreams bou being on a candyfloss boat that is sinkin wakes up and realises he's peed him self ....
Aug 29 2006 02:43 pm
he got a frozen jumbo sausage n stuk it up olis arse hole.......
Aug 29 2006 02:27 pm
so he turned gay and started cumin on 2 oli
Aug 18 2006 03:58 pm
but freddy was disapointed wen he found out she was a lesbo
Aug 11 2006 08:18 pm
n as she woz runni she bumped intu the big grizzley bear freddy who gave her a biff n a bottle ov scank n they both got happley baked tugeva
Aug 11 2006 08:08 pm
n terrence woz hairy lmfaoooooo n so she ran off
Aug 10 2006 03:44 pm
The sexy girl he met n his jollys,the 1 hu he wanted 2 spend da rest ov his lyf wiv nad a huge todger called terrence...
Aug 10 2006 02:45 am
the tormenting thing i saw riped my soul out
Aug 9 2006 05:13 pm
thn he gt pooed out and he fingered it til it died
Aug 3 2006 04:39 pm
n thn got et by a big fish
Jul 30 2006 01:27 am
n thn e starts doin the macareena n shoutin lora iz fukin legeeeeeeeend n then e fell inm a lake n moon wlked across the water n thnnnnnnn
Jul 23 2006 04:54 pm
n thn oscar comes jumpin along in a frog suit shoutin i wanna go ,,he thn jumps on to it n starts ridin it ,,thn jumps of the leaf n crys for anuva go so he gets anuva go n thn .................
Jul 16 2006 07:30 pm
we saw a cow rydin a snail which ad yellow string on its lil toe nail which was floatin on a leaf in da sea den a cow jumped on da bak ov da snail n said giz a lift dude im in a hurry n den as people walked bi n commented on how we luked we said u want sum beef u loose sum teeth n den we went bury market 4 a new fone case for ma rabbit coz it was its bday hahahahahaha ............
Jul 11 2006 05:26 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! U MADE MA DAY :)
Jul 11 2006 05:26 pm
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! U MADE MA DAY :)
Jul 9 2006 08:52 am
and then the dirty slag spread her legs wide and he entered her with his hard cok n she was screamin wid pain and then he came n followed thru
Jul 7 2006 10:21 pm
shagged a cow n licked his hairy dogs bum hole clean thn fingerd his brown eye
Jun 24 2006 08:48 pm
he suked his blak dads nipple n den eat sum cheesy curry then he .......
Jun 24 2006 07:25 pm
he found that he needed a wank so he had a quick 1 in his toilet and then eat eatin his chicken sandwich and 5 minutes after that
Jun 6 2006 09:36 pm
and then licked cheese from inbetween his toe nails and rubbd his nipples at the same time
May 30 2006 05:54 am
den on da way ome oscar saw sum 1 wiv web cam on n went 4 a quick tommy tank..............................
May 29 2006 05:53 pm
den dey all went 2 nevaland 4 a quick fuk wid miceal jakson nd he was givin sum1 a bj wen der boner knokd his nose off
May 27 2006 11:07 pm
den i ad a big fat turd...
May 23 2006 11:25 pm
but they realised this wasnt the end and the guys seen the birds doin each uva n watched instead...
May 22 2006 05:37 pm
THE END.
May 22 2006 05:37 pm
then all the ppl who wrote bits of this relised they were gay and lesbians they ran to the nearest ann summers and bought all the dildos, vibrators and sexual stuff they could and started playin with eachother girls to girls boys to boys they all had some much fun and it was a very happy ending.
May 20 2006 02:36 pm
marf rocked kavs party wif all his mixin skills, pidge got terrorised he had his hair n eyebrows cut off...
May 19 2006 08:05 pm
pidge took marfs deks to kavs n marf came n kickied fuk out of im n made his nose 2 inch smaller...
May 19 2006 08:04 pm
kavs party to kik a fat rave thn pidge whacked im in his eye wid his smack needle...
May 19 2006 01:13 am
pidge got the munchies well bad....... ran as fast as he cud to the take away n got a 16 inch hot n spicy n gobbled it all up........... on the way back bc he found dj marf carryin his decks.... hes was on the way to.......
May 16 2006 11:25 pm
while oscar was in da hills playin wiv sheep pidge made a triple wopadoggin spliff he then toked it all 2 himself got smashed fell sleep he awoke 2 find oscar had mooched 2 da moon 2 pick up sum cheese wen pidge realised this ......
May 16 2006 12:30 am
pidge shit it, he got on his mini moto and ragged it dwn thompson road, when he got to the bottom he saw that doug hacking was open and just by coincidence there was no-one in it, he drove his mini moto to doug hacking while still being chased by the gigantic marshmallows and he jumped on a nice kawasaki zx10-r and sped over to oscars house. oscar herd him coming down his street on oscars dream bike, oscar saw the marshmallows behind pidge, he ran into his garage and whipped his rapid aprilia rx-50 crossa out and went after pidge, they went up hirid where they wer safe from the marshmallows as it was too windy up there, oscar went for a phat ride over all da hills on his crossa leavin pidge to collect himself...
May 14 2006 08:15 pm
they started shooting at pidge for kissing a boy and taking advantage when he was pissed...
May 11 2006 10:49 pm
the gigantic flying marshmellows wiv the laser on the top?...
May 7 2006 09:27 pm
fly around in da sky n piss on da fukin smelly paki lashers dat r takin over england, n hopefully dey will realise dey aint wanted an go home 2 pakistani but also u can ju smoke da ganje n get high as a kite n fuk da hoovers off but wat about.......
May 6 2006 07:44 pm
but what if your allergic to spit and then by accident u touch the spit and then u have a fit and die? then the guards will have to scoop you up with a poopa scoop and put u in the trash with the banana skins and used condoms. but playing on the hoovers would be great because you can....
May 6 2006 09:03 am
weLL becki booo land has been rather busy this week and last =D there was a large explosion on land 19=( but it was soon under control by the firehogs (hedgehog firemen)
The gremlins were locked up by my guards and will be released wen im bored of walking past and laughing at them!
On 2 the more happier things...
we have recently received a delivery of flying hoovers so any1 who wishes 2 come 4 a play on them giz a bell and il send our ur invite signed with spit so my guards can DNA test so they know i have invited and u aint a tresspasser who they want 2 shoot
May 6 2006 09:02 am
it went like this....
May 6 2006 09:02 am
we then recived a letter off oscar telling us how becki boo land was a few weeks l8r
May 6 2006 09:01 am
so he toddled off to becki boo land to see if the guards wud let him in
May 6 2006 09:01 am
-->we|cOme 2 BeCki-BoO |anD<--
Welcome 2 the holy land of becki boo =D
In my Land u will find..
* SmiLinG FaCes
* FaGs
* AlcOhOl
* MaPs 4 CraZy TreKs
And laSt but certainly nOt least..
BECKI BOO
My land has holy gaTes which are big n PurPle and are guarded by prettyfuL pink mermaids with ginger afros living on clouds holding beast arse machine guns, reason 4 this being ~> i may not like u and may not want u entering the hold land of becki boo!
May 6 2006 09:01 am
-->we|cOme 2 BeCki-BoO |anD<--
Welcome 2 the holy land of becki boo =D
In my Land u will find..
* SmiLinG FaCes
* FaGs
* AlcOhOl
* MaPs 4 CraZy TreKs
And laSt but certainly nOt least..
BECKI BOO
My land has holy gaTes which are big n PurPle and are guarded by prettyfuL pink mermaids with ginger afros living on clouds holding beast arse machine guns, reason 4 this being ~> i may not like u and may not want u entering the hold land of becki boo!
